Tuesday, July 1, 2008

(Maciste e la regina di Samar) aka HERCULES AGAINST THE MOON MEN / CFFP Italy - 1964 / Music by Carlo Franci

So, Tabonga keep cosmic ball rolling with... (Look up!) Here come... Cosmic Moon Rockers After theme, dude tell plotline! Composer Carlo Franci work from 1949 to 1965 and specialize in sword and sandal flick! And, he make lots of great cosmic sound here tonight... Go, Carlo, Go!!
 Once upon a time!... Wait, no!.. So, big Moon rock crash into mountain and go into bowel of Earth!!.. Phew!!
 Then, big silly Moon Dude contact evil Queen to help get people to drain life from for Moon Princess that always sleeps!.. Sound good to Queen! 
 
WHAT GIVES?!!.. Dude here not ashamed that Hercules is looking at him in such stupid gurlie clothes!! In fact, he seem very proud of self!! Look Herc, he get hot young virgin too! 
 
Good!! Dude get what he diserve!!! Tabonga not care he was good guy!!.. An' father of girl who in love with Hercules in picture before this!!.. An' who call Hercules to come and help beat up Moon Dudes!!.. 
 Herc good at bending thing! Here Alan Steel play tough guy hero!
 Okay, one time Eegah!! say that only Rock Monster in MISSILE TO THE MOON! But, look, here more rock monster, and from Moon! Can hear them crunch around in sound clip!!
 This is dreaded life sucker?!.. WOW!!!
 Sure, Herc have to run around in desert sand storm with crazy light and dead tree looking for Moon Dudes underground entrance! 
 
MAMMY!!
 And, when Herc meet up with Rock Monster, he pick 'em up and throw across room!!.. Dude!.. HE STRONG!!!

1 comment:

Greg Goodsell said...

Herc be all sweaty and stuff fighting the rock people!

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