Saturday, May 25, 2013

El ÀNGEL EXTERMINADOR - Luis Buñuel -"The Exterminating Angel" (1962)

Welcome to the Surrealistic Saturday Night Especial, deep, deep down here in The Dungeon!

"El Angel Exterminador" aka "The Exterminating Angel" is a masterpiece of uneasy-happy-sad-abstract poetic weirdness by Señor Luis Buñuel that might have been one of the the first movies to ever make a film critic utter those famous words, "WTF!?" I wouldn't recommend watching this film stoned, it might cause permanent damage to your otherwise delicate psyche!

It all starts off innocent enough. It's just a get together of a bunch of rich folks after a night at the opera!

They don't get much further than past the front door when you're going to realize that something ain't quite right here! The film loops or hiccups, and you are going to immediately think something is wrong with the DVD you're watching, but that's not it at all, there's something wrong with the mind of the man who made this film, Luis Buñuel, and this isn't going to be the only time it happens!!!

Most of the hired help has already left the building for some unknown reasons, and one of the two guys left, trips as he is getting ready to serve what appears to be stones, gems, and/or hard-cooked tofu!

No, but Mr. Buñuel does!!

Understatements, understatements, and MORE understatements!! Something strange? Really?

I read that Luis Buñuel decided to introduce bears and sheep to the party after having experienced a similar event in New York!

After dinner, there's a short piano concerto and this one attendee appears to carry around chicken feet in her clutch bag! You know, just normal routine stuff!

Well, the next thing you know, it's four o'clock in the morning, and for some unforeseen reason, no one has yet left the party, and in fact, they are all just crashing out all over the place like a bunch of hippies!

Disheveled and confused, these wealthy people wake up to find out that in anti-reality they aren't any better than anyone else, and Luis Buñuel is just getting ready to rub their snooty noses into it, and it's not going to smell good!

And so it goes for a number of days, and when there is nothing left to differentiate the wealthy from the poor, confusion reigns supreme!

The authorities and the media stand around outside also dumbfounded as to why the inhabitants can not leave the building, and are also helpless in their ability to do anything about it! Buñuel, of course will always be remembered for the 1929 short he made with one of the best artistes of all time, Salvador Dali entitled "Un Chien Andalou" or "An Andalusian Dog," that featured a gut wrenching, razor blade, eye slitting scene that can not be forgotten if you've ever seen it, but my favourite Buñuel film will always be the comedic "That Obscure Object Of Desire" made in 1977!

They break into a wall and manage to get some fresh water, and when the sheep show back up, they have quite a barbeque instead of starving to death!

When you're real hungry, paper makes a good substitute for food! Some salsa might help to make it go down a little easier though!

After a couple of days and nights of this bullshit, it's time for homie to break out his hidden stash of drugs!

A severed hand joins the party!

Yes Indeed, you either don't understand surrealism or you don't!

Finally, this gal realizes that they are all in the same place that they were when the first piano performance happened, so they all try and recreate their original positions, and bigger than shit, just the way Elvis would do it, they can now leave the building!

When it's all said and done, there is still violence raging in the streets, and all the sheep head back into the church, just like you would expect it to happen!

I was just tripping coming home tonight and thinking how interesting it would be if eating establishments had names like horror blogs. Things like "The Burger Dungeon," "The Crypt Of Waffles," "The Fried Chicken Chamber," or "The Vault Of Tacos!" Sound far fetched, you just might be surprised at what the future has in store! Remember, you read it here first!

Friday, May 24, 2013

SANTO CONTRA EL DR. MUERTE / Cinematografica Pelimex - 1973

As promised, I'm posting another south-of-the-border thrill ride! When I looked this movie up on IMDb, it's listed as... SANTA vs DOCTOR DEATH! SANTA????.. I guess the the person who entered the info for this flick on IMDb had no idea what they were doing! This is one of the few Santo movies that was dubbed in English for US distribution.

Here's an art museum in Mexico, part of the story's about art forgeries created by art expert and restorer. Dr. Mann, aka el Dr. Muerte.

Eegah!! sent over this teriffic soundclip for our listening enjoyment, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button over there next to the pic-a-nic table, NOW, Rufus The Gnat! Here's our audio offering for... SANTO CONTRA EL DR. MUERTE!

Mann and his gang are behind the vandalism that gains him the restoration job, because of his expertise. He makes exact copies of paintings and then exposes the original painting as a fraud to the museum authorities after he has made some changes. Then, he keeps the original for his private collection! Clever, no?

The first thing Santo has to do is kick this thug's ass in the latrine after he lands at the airport!

Then, it's off to the ring to kick more ass! There's a lot of wrestling in this one.

At one point, Santo and his pal lose the brakes in their car and go on a wild ride down a hill, you gotta see this to believe it, very exciting!

In this match, Santo's opponent pulls a freakin' switchblade on him, jeez!

Dr. Mann and his pals have a basement full of women they use as guinea pigs, the doctor extracts tumors from them for a secret serum besides using them as models for his paintings!

Dick Cheney was brought in to intimidate this chained up lady with some scorpions in a jar!

Hmmm, I wonder what this switch does...

There's plenty of great fights too!!

This is a creepy part, that giant stone almost hits Santo as it falls from the ceiling!

Santo dives off a cliff to catch up with the last of the doctor's men who's trying to escape, then, he chases him in the second boat.

How many times do I have to say it, these wrestling heroes did all their own stunts, that's actually Santo riding that rope ladder attached to the helicopter! Any of you think you're tough enough to attempt a stunt like that?.. Yeah, right!

KA-EFFIN-BLEWIE!!!.. That's the bad guy, not Santo.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

EOLOMEA - Günther Fischer - "Ground Control To Daniel Lagny" (1972)

"Eolomea," "Eltűnt Nyolc Űrhajó," or is it "Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe?" Hell, I don't know anymore! Just lost in space, I guess!!

"Eolomea" is a very well made East European cold war flick, but there is just one overwhelming problem! There ain't no monsters! Space movies without monsters, no matter how well made they are, are going to have a tendency to be on the boring side! Period! One thing that's not boring is the exceptionally cool music in the movie that was composed by the very talented Günther Fischer of "A Terrific Scent Of Fresh Hay" fame, with an ongoing theme that has an overwhelming feel that is highly suggestive of The Beatles' "Fool On The Hill!"

There is just something about the words simple and annihilation together that doesn't work for me! In East Germany 1972, it probably made more sense!

Great spacial effects, no doubt, but if there's not an alien hiding in that spacescape somewhere, well, I rest my point!

Space dude has got a hole in his sock, and they send up the wrong kind of patch kit! Curiously comedic and interesting, yeah, enough to base a movie on, not quite!

This shot reminds me of the time I climbed to the top of Hollister Peak and lost a chess match to Ron Le Fleur!

Tequila Sunrise in space, "Inna Gadda Da Vida," or Eyi, Eyi Oh?

I must admit, that pretty much sums it up!!

The Veronica Lake look does it for me every time!!

Very interesting concept! Do you suppose that it's safe to assume that means, "You look like shit!"

But you do have to hand it to those East Germans for their concept of what it looks like on other planets, BUT, once again, where are the freakin' monsters?

This guy is as close as they get to a monster, a bad case of weasel measles!

I find this shot intriguing!

A computerized robot that doesn't know anything, well now, that's not going to be a lot of help! They might have skimped on the design of this guy just a little bit!

Maybe it's just my dirty mind, but there's something latently sexual about this scene!

They finally find all the lost crews and they all blast off together in the grand finale!

Ivan Andonov channels Mike Nesmith of The Monkees in one of the last scenes, like, "Oh, Well, what am I supposed to do about it, and I agree completely! And just in case you haven't seen it, for a real treat, go check out The Canadian Astronaut Chris Hadfield's version of David Bowie's "Space Oddity!" It's a kick!

Monster Music

Monster Music
AAARRGGHHH!!!! Ya'll Come On Back Now, Y'Hear??